Mr. Klaff has written around 200 songs - many of which are history songs. Here are the just some of the songs you have sung in class. Some of the songs are available for downloading - so you can cruise down Port Blvd with the top down, screaming out the lyrics to "Causes of the Civil War."

(Remember - songs and lyrics are ALL copyrighted!!!)

We Had A Pact!!!!!
(Joseph Stalin laments about the nonaggression Pact)

Adolf we used to be friends, now my heart just wont mend, since you attacked my Russian place.
We were so alike, Communists and the Third Reich, both with a moustache on our face.
But now you’re attacking, and my people sent packing, while you make your master race.
 

Chorus (and a creative one at that!)
We had a pact!!!! We had a Pact!!!! We had a pact!!!! We had a pact!!!! We had a pact!!!! We had a Pact!!!!

I was sitting playing Yahtzee, then I heard fighting Nazis, Adolf you dirty rat.
You’re in Prussia, and I’m in Russia and I can’t find my furry hat.
You immature German, you’re worse than Pee Wee Herman, and terrible liar at that.

Chorus

Hard for me to believe, when I saw that blitzkrieg, we were sent on the run.
I’m in depression, I thought we had non-aggression, I hate you, you Nazi bum!
It was a surprise, now I’m joining the Allies, and soon this war will be won.