Mr. Klaff has written around 200 songs - many of which are history songs. Here are the just some of the songs you have sung in class. Some of the songs are available for downloading - so you can cruise down Port Blvd with the top down, screaming out the lyrics to "Causes of the Civil War."

(Remember - songs and lyrics are ALL copyrighted!!!)

Talent Show ... Teacher Talent Show (2003)

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Talent Show, Teacher Talent Show, Talent Show, Teacher Talent Show
We’ll try to entertain you, and try to get a laugh.
I’m your emcee, I am Mr. Klaff … Talent Show, Teacher Talent Show. Talent Show … Teacher Talent show.


It will succeed if we have any luck, if you don’t like it then you wasted five bucks.

Ms. Zarkh, reads poems in the dark. Mr. Begun, his talent is eatin'.
After his dinner, O’Connor is a spinner.
Juggling guys, and a Principal surprise.

Talent Show, Teacher Talent Show, Talent Show, Teacher Talent Show.

A sumo wrestler will be made of Mr. Frank, If you hate our show, we’ll send you to the tank …

Dancing turns, Matina’s sideburns. Very fast eaters, and the cheerleaders.
Reynolds puts on a sumo body … Nothing else rhymes with Macgriane.

Talent Show … Teacher Talent Show. Talent Show … Teacher Talent Show. Talent Show. Teacher Talent Show. Open the Curtain … Let’s start the show.