KLAFFTERPIECE THEATRE ...      What really bugs me is, I think I'm a pretty good teacher with chalk. Somehow I got typecasted by Powerpoints. Here are a few sound clips, visuals, and even a demo (without sounds, sorry) of Mr. Klaff's "Spectaculars." If you are interested in stealing any of these ideas - tough - they are copyrighted! Then again, what are you going to do with a moving file of a guillotine?

"CLASSICS OF POWERPOINT" MOVING GALLERY!!!!!

Click here to listen to the American History Music Video (Guns and Roses)!!!!

Bank Holiday!!! Bank Holiday!!! -- Madonna and FDR unite for a duet!!!

Click here to listen to Mr. Klaff playing Dixie on the Electric Guitar! It's pretty darn lame!!!!

Click here to listen to Mr. Klaff playing the Battle Hymn of the Republic on the Electric Guitar ... Lame, yet again!

Click here to listen to Yankee and Islanders organist  Eddie "Limo" Layton play, "Happy Days are Here Again." I love the New Deal!

Click here to see what my great Uncle Sid has to say about serving in WWII as a medic.

DOWNLOAD AN ACTUAL POWERPOINT DEMO!!!!

Download an actual demo Powerpoint comparing boring Powerpoints to "Klaffterpiece Theatre." It's like having a Klaff Powerpoint in your own living room!

SOUNDS TO ACCOMPANY POWERPOINT (NOT ALL INCLUDED, SORRY) THEY MUST BE INSERTED IN APPROPRIATE AREAS!!!! Sounds are provided in Fair Use, and are for educational purposes.

MR. KLAFF'S THEME MUSIC

BATTLE CRY OF FREEDOM (KLAFF PLAYS LAME FUNK GUITAR)

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, SHORT

IMPENDING DOOM SOUND (Kane from WWE intro music)

BOXING SOUND EFFECT

WOMAN SCREAMING

BANK HOLIDAY

SUPERMAN THEME

RUSSIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!!