That's really Wisconsin milk ... I kid you not. I don't think Wisconsin milk ever expires. Here's a picture of my reaction to when I saw the Expiration Date. It was July, and I think that carton expired sometime around Christmas. OK, maybe not that late, but a long time. It's so fresh there that you can take an udder to your bowl of Cheerios. Speaking of milk -- why does the milk I buy on Long Island expire a week after it does in NYC? You ever notice that? How on earth could that be possible? Is the city milk polluted? It could all be just one big Wisconsin conspiracy.
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