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The Funny Word Song

I don’t get out often. So I read the dictionary and laugh. My hobby costs no cash. I look for words to make me laugh. This is a song of funny words.

Cheese and yogurt, pants, and gorgonzola. Chewbaca the Wookie, and Jedi Yoda.

These are things you might find quite absurd. But to me, these are funny words.

Say cole slaw four times. Or cheese of any kind. Use all funny powers, by saying the word trousers. That is another funny word.

Foodstuffs, guar gum, wicker, and storage. Wretched wedges, the Bears ate porridge.

Goolash, goulashes, still cheese is preferred. These are all funny words.

Ernie Anastos. Does the news on two. Jack Cafferty, a funny name is he. Names can be funny words.

John Tesh, Oprah, and Regis. Picture one of them eating a block of swiss. You may think that I am such a nerd, just because I like funny words.

These dungarees need a wash. They are Osh Kosh Bigosh. How about the word moister? Or shellfish like an oyster. They are all funny words.

History is fun to understand, try to look me in the eye and say Sudetenland. I like cottage cheese with large curd. That’s another funny word.

I like Moo-shoo pork. There’s a lima bean on my spork. Marinate in onion. Dr. Scholl my bunion. These are all funny words.

Peach cobbler, and baby splatter. Quiche Lorraine, and Pancake batter. This is the dumbest song that I’ve ever heard. It’s about funny words … one more time!!!!