Mr. Klaff has written around 200 songs - many of which are history songs. Here are the just some of the songs you have sung in class. Some of the songs are available for downloading - so you can cruise down Port Blvd with the top down, screaming out the lyrics to "Causes of the Civil War."

(Remember - songs and lyrics are ALL copyrighted!!!)

Construction Song (2004 Talent Show)

All of the September destruction, that was Schreiber HS during construction.

Why oh why was it every week, a water main break, or just some gas leak.

I had no parking space someone took mine, all clocks in the school were on Chicago Time.

What’s going on with September destruction, that was Schreiber HS during construction.

I looked out the window, but didn’t see snow. when my classroom was 30 below.

All of the dirt had got me in a daze, to find the locker room I had to go through a maze.

What’s going on with September destruction, that was Schreiber HS during construction.

I was trying to teach about Atlanta, when over the loud speaker came Dr. Banta. He said that a gasket had just burst, SOS women and children first.

What’s going on with September destruction, that was Schreiber HS during construction.

It took me six hours to get to the track, every single teacher’s was wearing a hard hat.

I couldn’t even get my key through the door, if every toilet’s broken then I’m going on the floor.                       

All of the September destruction, that was Schreiber HS during construction. If you hear someone yell duck, look out for that bulldozer truck.